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| Buy More Save More🎁 | Range | Savings 💰 |
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| Any 2 Tea Bags | 2 - 7 | 15% US$7.27 |
| Any 4 Tea Bags | 4 - 11 | 17% US$7.10 |
| Any 8 Tea Bags | 8 - 15 | 20% US$6.84 |
| Any 16+ Tea Bags | 16 + | 25% US$6.41 |
Middle Finger “No Fucks Given” Tea Bags – Fuck You / Fuck Off Rude Novelty Tea Gift for Adults
Say it without saying it… or say it very clearly. Our Middle Finger Fuck You / Fuck Off Tea Bags are the ultimate rude novelty tea gift, designed for people who swear a lot, don’t tolerate nonsense, and proudly live by a “no fucks given” attitude. Featuring a bold middle finger design and a “No Fucks Given” tea tag, this is tea for when politeness has officially left the chat. Whether you call them fuck off tea bags, fuck you tea bags, rude tea bags, swear word gifts, or adult humor tea gifts, this is the perfect blend of sarcasm and caffeine. Drop one into hot water and instantly upgrade your mood from “don’t talk to me” to “don’t even look at me.” Each handmade tea bag is designed for maximum attitude—perfect for expressing frustration, humor, or just your everyday personality. Ideal for anyone who communicates fluently in swear words and finds comfort in a healthy dose of sarcasm.
Perfect for Bad Days, Work Stress & People Who Are Done With Everything
These “No Fucks Given” tea bags are made for shitty days, annoying coworkers, endless meetings, and anyone who just needs to silently flip the world off while drinking tea. It’s basically self-care… with profanity. Great for people who swear like a sailor, have zero patience, or enjoy rude meme culture and dark humor gifts. Also perfect for that friend who responds to everything with “fuck this.” Perfect gag gift for birthdays, office pranks & chaos energy friends and ideal as a funny birthday gift, secret Santa, white elephant gift, office prank, breakup survival kit, or just because someone deserves it. Great for friends, coworkers, partners, or anyone who appreciates brutally honest humor and strong tea with stronger language.
A standard gift box is included with each tea bag, except for gift sets which contain 4 tea bags and a greeting card in one box. Each tea bag is individually sealed in a food-safe pouch to preserve freshness, with the tea type and expiry date clearly labelled.
Standard Gift Box:
19.5 × 12 × 0.5 cm (7.7 × 4.7 × 0.2 in)
Gift Set Gift Box:
19.5 × 12 × 2 cm (7.7 × 4.7 × 0.8 in)
Tea Bag Pouch:
18 × 10 cm (7.1 × 3.9 in)
A greeting card is included with all gift sets and selected tea bags (refer to product images).
Greeting Card:
15 × 10 cm (5.9 x 3.9 in)
Cups, teapots and other items shown are for illustrative purposes and are not included.


Unlike ordinary tea bags, Tea Beasties’ tea bags are larger and generously filled with premium whole tea leaves. Each tea bag brews a full pot, serving four standard cups.
Our 2-in-1 tea bag handle adapts to any cup with a simple tear, combining convenience with versatility. This patented design is recognized internationally in Europe, US, UK, and Singapore.


To ensure peak freshness, our tea leaves are restocked in small batches every few months. Each tea bag is made to order and has a 2-year shelf life. Every blend is naturally halal, gluten-free and vegan.


Blue Pea Flower, Roasted Chicory Root, Ginger Root, Lemongrass, Orange Peel, Lemon Essential Oil, Hibiscus*, Coriander Seed, Cinnamon
*Hibiscus may be intercropped with peanuts


Organic Green Tea, Jasmine Buds


Organic Black Tea, Organic Lavender Flowers, Rose Buds, Organic Bergamot Essential Oil


Organic Oolong Tea, Osmanthus Flowers


Black Tea, Natural Chocolate & Vanilla Flavourings, Peppermint Leaves
Black Tea


Organic Cinnamon, Organic Ginger, Organic Cardamom Seeds, Organic Cloves, Organic Black Pepper


Organic English Breakfast Tea, Organic Bergamot Essential Oil


Organic Chamomile Flowers


Organic Peppermint Leaves


Organic Hibiscus Flowers
*Hibiscus may be intercropped with peanuts
Middle Finger “No Fucks Given” Handmade Custom Tea Bag
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Got these for mi papá cuz he loves tea and he LOVES them 😂😂 He thinks they’re hilarious lmao. Gonna get some more for mi tíos this Christmas!! 🤣🎄