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US$8.55 per tea bag
| Buy More Save More🎁 | Range | Savings 💰 |
|---|---|---|
| Any 2 Tea Bags | 2 - 7 | 15% US$7.27 |
| Any 4 Tea Bags | 4 - 11 | 17% US$7.10 |
| Any 8 Tea Bags | 8 - 15 | 20% US$6.84 |
| Any 16+ Tea Bags | 16 + | 25% US$6.41 |
Funny Penis Shaped Tea Bags – Handmade Novelty Gag Gift for Adults
Bring a dose of laughter to tea time with our handmade penis shaped tea bags — a playful novelty tea gift designed for adults who enjoy cheeky humor and unexpected conversation starters. Each tea bag is paired with a mischievous juice tea tag, adding an extra layer of playful adult comedy without being over the top. Perfect for anyone searching for funny tea gifts, novelty tea bags, or unique gag gifts that actually get a reaction.
A Hilarious Gift for Birthdays, Parties & Special Occasions
These funny adult tea bags make an unforgettable gift for birthdays, Father’s Day, hen parties, bachelorette celebrations, Secret Santa exchanges, Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, stocking stuffers, and white elephant gifts. Ideal for tea lovers with a mischievous sense of humor, this is a unique novelty gift for friends, partners, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates funny and slightly naughty surprises.
A standard gift box is included with each tea bag, except for gift sets which contain 4 tea bags and a greeting card in one box. Each tea bag is individually sealed in a food-safe pouch to preserve freshness, with the tea type and expiry date clearly labelled.
Standard Gift Box:
19.5 × 12 × 0.5 cm (7.7 × 4.7 × 0.2 in)
Gift Set Gift Box:
19.5 × 12 × 2 cm (7.7 × 4.7 × 0.8 in)
Tea Bag Pouch:
18 × 10 cm (7.1 × 3.9 in)
A greeting card is included with all gift sets and selected tea bags (refer to product images).
Greeting Card:
15 × 10 cm (5.9 x 3.9 in)
Cups, teapots and other items shown are for illustrative purposes and are not included.


Unlike ordinary tea bags, Tea Beasties’ tea bags are larger and generously filled with premium whole tea leaves. Each tea bag brews a full pot, serving four standard cups.
Our 2-in-1 tea bag handle adapts to any cup with a simple tear, combining convenience with versatility. This patented design is recognized internationally in Europe, US, UK, and Singapore.


To ensure peak freshness, our tea leaves are restocked in small batches every few months. Each tea bag is made to order and has a 2-year shelf life. Every blend is naturally halal, gluten-free and vegan.


Blue Pea Flower, Roasted Chicory Root, Ginger Root, Lemongrass, Orange Peel, Lemon Essential Oil, Hibiscus*, Coriander Seed, Cinnamon
*Hibiscus may be intercropped with peanuts


Organic Green Tea, Jasmine Buds


Organic Black Tea, Organic Lavender Flowers, Rose Buds, Organic Bergamot Essential Oil


Organic Oolong Tea, Osmanthus Flowers


Black Tea, Natural Chocolate & Vanilla Flavourings, Peppermint Leaves
Black Tea


Organic Cinnamon, Organic Ginger, Organic Cardamom Seeds, Organic Cloves, Organic Black Pepper


Organic English Breakfast Tea, Organic Bergamot Essential Oil


Organic Chamomile Flowers


Organic Peppermint Leaves


Organic Hibiscus Flowers
*Hibiscus may be intercropped with peanuts
Penis Shaped Handmade Custom Tea Bag
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Diabolical design! 😂 I’ve never seen my grandpa look so shocked. The card shoulda been reworded to: “Not for Grandpa!”
Packs way more tea leaves than the image shows. I’ll definitely be getting more of these as Christmas gag gifts! 🥰🥰