Meet the tea gift set that probably shouldn’t be served at Grandma’s house.

Packed with four ridiculously cheeky handmade tea bags — a penis, a vagina, a poop and a middle finger. This is tea with absolutely zero fucks given. Because why settle for a boring box of tea when you can give someone a gift that makes them laugh, blush, swear… and then ask for a cup?

Perfect for the friend with a dirty mind, the colleague who’s seen it all, the bachelorette who deserves better than another bottle of wine, or anyone who appreciates their tea steeped in mischief.

What’s Inside?

🍆 Penis-Shaped Tea Bag — Because size matters. Apparently. Classic Chai Tea — Add milk for an extra indulgent cup.
🌸 Vagina-Shaped Tea Bag — Come for the tea. Stay for the awkwardness. Hibiscus Tea — Naturally vibrant red, because… well, you get the idea.
💩 Poop-Shaped Tea Bag — A steaming cup of shit. Literally. Chocolate Mint Tea — Smells and tastes much better than it looks.
🖕 Middle Finger “No Fucks Given” Tea Bag — For those days when you simply… can’t. Chamomile Tea — Because sometimes you just need to calm the fuck down.

Why This Gift Is Extra Dirty

✨ Not your grandma’s tea — Unless Grandma has a seriously filthy sense of humour.
✨ Guaranteed WTF moment — The kind of gift they’ll actually remember.
✨ Looks naughty. Tastes nice. — Surprisingly proper tea for an improper gift.
✨ Packed in a premium gift box with an Extra Dirty Tea greeting card, perfect for writing all those naughty little messages.
✨ Perfect for grown-up gifting — Birthdays, bachelorettes, Secret Santa, gag gifts, parties, breakups and those glorious “I saw this and thought of you” moments.

⚠️ Note: Tea bag designs and flavours are part of a set and cannot be changed.