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US$8.55 per tea bag
| Buy More Save More🎁 | Range | Savings 💰 |
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| Any 2 Tea Bags | 2 - 7 | 15% US$7.27 |
| Any 4 Tea Bags | 4 - 11 | 17% US$7.10 |
| Any 8 Tea Bags | 8 - 15 | 20% US$6.84 |
| Any 16+ Tea Bags | 16 + | 25% US$6.41 |
Vagina Shaped Tea Bags with Kissing Lips Tea Tag – Bold Rude Novelty Tea Gift for Adults & Meme Lovers
Add a cheeky twist to tea time with our Vagina Shaped Tea Bags featuring a playful kissing lips tea tag. This is a bold, hilarious, and unapologetically rude novelty gift made for people who love adult humour, meme culture, and proper laugh-out-loud gag presents. It’s the kind of thing you buy when you want tea time to be a bit chaotic, a bit shocking, and a lot more fun. Whether you’re after something like vagina shaped tea bags, pussy tea bags, funny rude tea bags, naughty tea bags, crude tea gifts, or just a weird adult novelty gift that gets a reaction, this one ticks all the boxes for unforgettable gifting moments.
Perfect for Hen Parties, Gag Gifts & Rude Gifting Culture
Each handmade tea bag is crafted in a playful anatomical-inspired shape with a flirty kissing lips tag for extra personality. It delivers a tongue-in-cheek novelty tea experience that appeals to people who enjoy edgy humour, crude jokes, and unexpected surprises in their cup. Perfect for hen parties, bachelorette nights, birthdays, Valentine’s Day gag gifts, Secret Santa, and rude gifting culture, it’s an ideal gift for friends, partners, or coworkers with a strong sense of humour and love for outrageous novelty items.
A standard gift box is included with each tea bag, except for gift sets which contain 4 tea bags and a greeting card in one box. Each tea bag is individually sealed in a food-safe pouch to preserve freshness, with the tea type and expiry date clearly labelled.
Standard Gift Box:
19.5 × 12 × 0.5 cm (7.7 × 4.7 × 0.2 in)
Gift Set Gift Box:
19.5 × 12 × 2 cm (7.7 × 4.7 × 0.8 in)
Tea Bag Pouch:
18 × 10 cm (7.1 × 3.9 in)
A greeting card is included with all gift sets and selected tea bags (refer to product images).
Greeting Card:
15 × 10 cm (5.9 x 3.9 in)
Cups, teapots and other items shown are for illustrative purposes and are not included.


Unlike ordinary tea bags, Tea Beasties’ tea bags are larger and generously filled with premium whole tea leaves. Each tea bag brews a full pot, serving four standard cups.
Our 2-in-1 tea bag handle adapts to any cup with a simple tear, combining convenience with versatility. This patented design is recognized internationally in Europe, US, UK, and Singapore.


To ensure peak freshness, our tea leaves are restocked in small batches every few months. Each tea bag is made to order and has a 2-year shelf life. Every blend is naturally halal, gluten-free and vegan.


Blue Pea Flower, Roasted Chicory Root, Ginger Root, Lemongrass, Orange Peel, Lemon Essential Oil, Hibiscus*, Coriander Seed, Cinnamon
*Hibiscus may be intercropped with peanuts


Organic Green Tea, Jasmine Buds


Organic Black Tea, Organic Lavender Flowers, Rose Buds, Organic Bergamot Essential Oil


Organic Oolong Tea, Osmanthus Flowers


Black Tea, Natural Chocolate & Vanilla Flavourings, Peppermint Leaves
Black Tea


Organic Cinnamon, Organic Ginger, Organic Cardamom Seeds, Organic Cloves, Organic Black Pepper


Organic English Breakfast Tea, Organic Bergamot Essential Oil


Organic Chamomile Flowers


Organic Peppermint Leaves


Organic Hibiscus Flowers
*Hibiscus may be intercropped with peanuts
Vagina Shaped Handmade Custom Tea Bag
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Got a bunch of these for a hen party and OMG, they were a hit! Took them two secs to realize what they were drinking 🤣